Funny thing is..... that when I was single I would look at "Uncle Joe" and think, what a dumb ass!!
Until at a family event, the only seat available was sitting next to him. I thought "oh man" I gotta sit next
to this moosh. That is the day that my view of Uncle Joe changed forever.

See I found out that Uncle Joe was a Golden Gloves boxer, a Master level pool player, he raced cars when
he was younger, he wad a Marine, he dated super models....... Why then does he sit silent and let the "crow"
dominate him?! What does he know that I don't?! Well he knows one very important fact of life....... You can
never EVER win an argument when you have NO idea what you are arguing about.

Got your attention?! Well know this, a women's best asset is misdirection! Keeping you off balance, by changing
subject matter when they realize they are wrong, which confuses most men. Why? Because we think logically,
and resolve an issue before we move to the next one. Women use this to our disadvantage. They have hundreds
if not thousands of topics to complain about, things that 99% of most men never even thought of. When you find
yourself in one of these battles the best option is, switch to "Uncle Joe" mode!! You can't be wrong by being quiet.
Uncle Joe mode may be the BEST survival tactic ever created.